MicroBagg #2: Quick Thoughts & Big Love in Week 11

I’ve always been a strict believer in fantasy league monogamy. I’m a one league kind of guy. But this year I was invited to join a second league I just couldn’t say no to. I also started making weekly projections on this site, and I decided to write this blog. I went from years of having just one league, to four fantasy commitments all begging for my constant attention and not being able to keep up with any of them as well as I would like. My fantasy teams have been good but not great, Lord knows my projections on this site verily suck, and I can’t really remember the last time I blogged here. I’ve been feeling a little like I’m living “The Principle” in my own private fantasy football version of Big Love, except there’s no Ginnifer Goodwin and no hope of a fantasy-football-Viagra to help me through. And since team management and making projections are bitchy, nagging wives who don’t tolerate neglect, this blog has assumed the role of silent sufferer. So I apologize for not writing lately, but for clarification, when I say there’s no Ginnifer Goodwin what I really mean is, you probably look like Rex Ryan. If I am mistaken, apologies. Send all photos to rotobaggins@rotobaggins.com.

Some quick thoughts:

• Picked up Snelling in both leagues this week. Started him in one, benched him in the other. I halfway wanna throw up about it. What’s more frustrating, starting someone you probably shouldn’t and it doesn’t work out, or being too chicken to start a guy and he blows up?
• Peyton Manning MasterCard Priceless Gift Finder commercial? Wow. The guy is…uh, the Peyton Manning of commercial comedy. He is the analogy.
• I’ve said some things about Brett Favre in this blog. Clearly he’s not my favorite dude but hell sakes, are we sure he’s even still human? The guy is annoyingly amazing this year. Would anyone be surprised to find out they’d been switching out his injured body parts between games like the Bionic man, or as I like to think of him, Darth Vader? Seriously, if you found out tomorrow Favre had a mechanical shoulder and iPods for testicles would you even be remotely surprised? Maybe the Singularity is near. Maybe it’s already here. Maybe it winters in Minnesota and summers in Mississippi. There needs to be a pee test for this.

So I only had three quick thoughts this week. Gimme a break. Everyone has to stretch before they run. More next week. I promise…kind of.